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27th January 2014

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cbcmusic:

Don’t you dare close your eyes.


Got locked in a dungeon, left his monkey in Germany, all that.

cbcmusic:

Don’t you dare close your eyes.

Got locked in a dungeon, left his monkey in Germany, all that.

Source: cbcmusic

13th December 2013

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anglerfishy:

disneysnowprincess:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

THIS SERIOUSLY WORKED


Why not?

anglerfishy:

disneysnowprincess:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

THIS SERIOUSLY WORKED

Why not?

Source: inritum

2nd December 2013

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Half right.

Half right.

4th November 2013

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princejsn:

~::.1 Wacom Bamboo Splash Tablet.::~

I bought mine back in the summer, and I like it and it’s easy to use, but really this should go to someone that will actually actively use it.  I don’t really draw or anything anymore aside from stupid doodles.

It’s barely been used and still has everything that comes with it.

Rules:

1.  Only reblog once.  Likes also count.  

2.  Follow me (princejsn) for 3 additional entries.  (Reblog + Like + Follow = 5 chances to win)

3.  This will last until November 16th, after which additional reblogs/likes will stop counting.

4.  Winner will have 48 hours to respond with their mailing address. (International shipping is okay!)

Source: princejsn

29th September 2012

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Owen’s Future

Owen’s Future

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25th March 2012

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sierrahouk:

This is perfect.

Awesome

sierrahouk:

This is perfect.

Awesome

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13th January 2012

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Hey, I’m alive!

3rd December 2011

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I made an elephant.

I made an elephant.

8th September 2011

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Late night thoughts.

Is it odd that Tom Lerher cheers me up? I guess cynical lyrics make me giggle.

2nd September 2011

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The Movies!

 Another night at the theaters. So far I’ve chased of 5 shady groups of teenagers, kicked ten people out for not having tickets, and stopped a man from murdering the ticket taker for saying his wife was hot. These are normal situations for this theater. I’m not complaining, all the commotion helps the time go faster. Six hours goes by like nothing if you are sprinting from incident to incident. Being a movie theater, this place is a magnet for teens. This usually isn’t a problem, except when the teens are gang affiliated.
   These guys are the most difficult to deal with. They talk about how you should give them respect, yet they themselves give no one the respect they demand. Personally, I was raised to respect my elders/Property management/The Police. These guys will deface the property with crudely drawn graffiti, which is just a step up from using urine to mark their territory. I think if you are going to do something, do it right! These kids should Adopt A Highway. Nothing says,”Step off SON!” like a perfectly manicured highway. Forget 1000 dollars for littering, an angry gang member with a knife is a much better deterrent. This would also work well with a neighborhood watch. Who’s going to break into a car when 8 armed teens could be waiting in the bushes. The only thing scarier would be a landmine.
  Sadly, these ideal situations are just a fantasy of mine. So thus I have to check cars to see if their tires have been slashed. I think that is the ultimate insult. Sure, slash one and they have a spare. But slash two and a tow truck is mandatory. Well, I gotta go. Someone is asking for popcorn at gunpoint and the bathroom is on fire.

Wish me luck!

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